The Dept of Arsing About
Human Ten Pin Bowling
Another gem from The Secret Garden Party …..not for the faint hearted …. but very, very funny …. All you gotta do to play is sign the personal damage waiver ….
Saturday afternoon on the Dance Duel Stage….high fashion meets extreme fancy dress. Festival guests on the cat walk are judged on the crowds response…. With Vogue lessons and heats by Mad Donna and highly bribable judges. Huge prizes of uncertain desirability for the winning costumes……
Realise your lifelong dream of becoming a mermaid ….. or being a sailor and one chatting up … the choice is yours ….. you will have to get wet either way ….
The Dance Duel
An hilarious selection of dance battles with different music categories for you, the Baziquers, to shake a leg to and win boozy prizes.….Show us your moves and reap juicy rewards ….Doesnt matter if you are a professional dancer or a bedroom mirror diva, this is the place to come and shine…..there are no losers … only performances of wildy varying quality garnering massive applause …. woven together by MC Dick Steele and The Rubbish DJ’s .